Daughter dating rules
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me.You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.
But sometimes those rules crossover from typical parental territory and into some weird patriarchal structures — specifically when it comes to rules dads might have for people dating their teenage daughters.If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them.Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips.Welch's post has been shared more than 19,000 times as of September 7, and has earned more than 400 comments.While dads may be glad to see their daughter happy or in love, when it comes to dating, there are some hard-line rules that NO suitor should cross, unless they want to meet the kind of special wrath only angry dads can dish out.Instead, Welch plans to encourage his daughters to demand respect for themselves, rather than counting on any man to do so on their behalf.
Of course, everyone is different, and Welch's ideology won't work for everyone, but it does seem to be pretty popular.
Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car – there is no need for you to come inside. ———————— Some may be uncomfortable with the threats and allusions to violence.
But I’ve got to go out and by an electric nail gun!
I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home.
As soon as you pull into the driveways you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight.
Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to introduce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe.