Application dating my teenage daughter
You have other girlfriends, Kyle, and that's fine with me. And then I dumped him and you got him on the rebound which made you popular, then I had a deep relationship with Donny Doyle. Otherwise, you will continue to date her and no one but her, until she is finished with you. Bridget: Oh please, the only reason you're popular is because I went out with Kyle, which made him popular.
Carter Tibbits: Well, wife number one is in Aspen with my girls. And wife number four, my current wife, she's vacationing with her mother in Martha's Vineyard. Carter Tibbits: We don't ever talk about wife number three! Bridget Hennessy: You know, aren't you a little young to have all of those wives? Paul Hennessy: Now, Carter, I just want to set everything straight, and then you'll never hear from me again. Carter Tibbits: Paul, I thought my crew chief made everything clear. He points his hands at Paul, revealing that he was faking] Booyah! Tibbits, I stole that picture of you and movie legend, Paul Newman. Jim: Oh, so you're scared about being away from your parents? Cate Hennessy: [reading Paul's last article] Okay readers, today we're having a little pop quiz, it's multiple choice, so sharpen your number 2 pencils and put your thinking caps on. Here's a quote: "Dad, you're an idiot." Now, contestants, this was said to me because of which of the following transgressions? Now do you know how many times I called my father an idiot? Because I know that whenever they insult me whether it's a "You're an idiot," "You're a geek," or an "I hate you," an "I love you" isn't far behind. Bridget hangs up the phone] Kerry: And don't tell Bridget this, but I'm really scared. And my wife reassures me this is a good thing over and over and over, and she's always right. Well my house would be quieter, and I'd spend a lot less time in the bathroom, but no. C: Referring to rapper Fiddy Cent as "Fifty Cents"?
B: Asking my oldest daughter if that guy I saw her talking to yesterday at school was her boyfriend?
[Kerry, listening to her, sighs and rolls her eyes] Bridget: [on the phone to Donny Doyle] You have reached Bridget's voice mail.
Your face looks like Lacey's." Bridget: [in shower] Who's the girl with the great hair?
Rory Hennessy: [He and Paul go towards the door, but Rory turns back for a moment] Mr. Carter Tibbits: There's nothin' funny about stealin', son. It's just, my dad's so funny, and I was trying to be funny.
[Stops himself, realizing he's said too much] I think you know where the door is.
I mean Dad's a terrible liar, and Jesus is gonna be sitting right there.